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knipmes
19th February 2011, 07:56
BAKKIES BOTHA

> Bakkies Botha bit the Apple logo.

> Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

> Bakkies Botha doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

> Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.

> Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience

> Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.

> Bakkies Botha doesn't need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.

> Bakkies Botha was in all 6 Star Wars movies... As The Force.

> The sheep on Bakkies Botha' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.

> Bakkies Botha can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

> Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

> Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.

> When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back

> Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies Botha

> Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.

> Bakkies Botha can leave a message before the beep.

> Bakkies Botha can use Mxit on a pay phone.

> Bakkies Botha can divide by zero.

> Where Chuck Norris ended, Schalk Burger started.

>Where both Chuck and Schalk ended... Bakkies Botha started.

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