PDA

View Full Version : Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa



knipmes
3rd June 2011, 18:42
Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa



This is an absolute CLASSIC! Only a South African will understand it!



Monitor
Keeping an eye on the braai


Download
Get the firewood off the bakkie


Hard drive
Trip back home without any cold beer


Keyboard
Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys


Window
What you shut when it's cold


Screen
What you shut in the mosquito season


Byte
What mosquitoes do


Bit
What mosquitoes did


Mega Byte
What mosquitoes at the dam do


Chip
A bar snack


Micro Chip
What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips


Modem
What you did to the lawns


Dot Matrix
Oom Jan Matrix's wife (classic!)


Laptop
Where the cat sleeps


Software
Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC


Hardware
Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers


Mouse
What eats the grain in the shed


Mouse Pad
Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat


Mainframe
What holds the shed up


Web
What spiders make


Web Site
The shed (of op die voorstoep)


Cursor
The old bloke what swears a lot


Search Engine
What you do when the bakkie won't go


Yahoo
What you say when the bakkie does go


Upgrade
A steep hill


Server
The person at the pub that brings out the lunch


Mail Server
The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch


User
The neighbour that keeps borrowing things


Network
When you have to repair your fishing net


Internet
Complicated fish net repair method


Netscape
When fish maneuvers out of reach of net


Online
When you get the laundry hung out


Off Line
When the pegs don't hold the washing up




Floppy Drive
When you take your plaas wekkas to the clinic . .


Blog
shortened version of Braai Log


Virus
the reason your wekkas go on a floppy drive to the clinic


Anti – virus
the medication the wekkas get at the clinic


Virus protection
free condoms for the wekkas at the clinic


Stiffy
what happens to the wekkas when the anti-virus doesn’t wek